Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Sharknado 3 star Anthony Weiner


There's nothing in the news about criminal charges against Anthony Weiner. They're reporting that he left sexting rehab because he ran out of money. Now he's looking for work apparently hoping for a job in a restaurant. I hope he has a food handler's card.

He has a degree in Political Science which is less useful than a law degree like most politicians have.

He played the head of NASA in a made-for-cable TV movie, Sharknado 3. I haven't seen it, but he's become such a punchline that he might be of some value to zero budget comedy.

The New York Times reported that no one could stand working for Weiner when he was in Congress. He would yell at his staff, throw furniture and demanded they be in constant contact by "Blackberry". He had the highest staff turnover rate of any member of Congress. He had three chiefs of staff in 18 months. Who would want to work with him?

I don't want people to think I'm a Republican, so let me say here that Weiner would be so much better off in a Communist country. His rehab would be free, he would be guaranteed a job and a place to live. It's been 25 years since the Berlin Wall came down and the majority of East Germans still say they prefer socialism simply because money wasn't the focus of their lives. In the Soviet Union, rent was set at 10% of income and apartments were all pretty much the same. Weiner could get a job as a dishwasher and he'd be fine.

If he had any brains he'd be a Communist and not a stinkin' Zionist. And he'd stop sexting.

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