|Jaden Smith eating like a normal youngster with Justin Bieber and friends.|
Okay, it all makes sense now.
Jaden Smith got whatever religious undergarment he wears in a bunch and tweeted his outrage because the Lemon Ricotta Pancakes he ordered from The Four Seasons room service were "spiked with cheese".
The young fellow is a vegan and doesn't know what ricotta cheese is.
It's been pointed out that even non-ricotta pancakes contain non-vegan ingredients.
When I was his age, I had never purchased ricotta cheese or understood its purpose, but I knew what it was because I would shop for groceries and I'd see it in the store. I lived at home---I wasn't forced to survive on my own. I just happened to buy groceries like a normal person.
It was around that time that some friends and I were watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I took them down to Safeway to show them what headcheese looked like. They were shocked.
Poor Jaden Smith has been sheltered to the point that he can't function as a vegan without constant supervision.
Also, he thinks that eating anything non-Vegan is likely to cause his immediate death. He tweeted:
"The Four Seasons In Toronto Spiked My Pancakes With Cheese, I'm Surprised I'm Still Alive."
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 27, 2017
Don't judge the boy too harshly. The Four Seasons weathered his blistering attack just fine without our help.
I myself have been served pancakes prepared with cottage cheese, the poor man's ricotta cheese, and I didn't care for it. They're pancakes. Lousy stinkin' pancakes. Why try to turn them into a gourmet treat?