Sunday, October 1, 2017

Lousy royal children

"Do you like this new Royal Baby? The first one was OK I guess but I don't like the new one. This new Royal Baby is an asshole."

--MST3k's Bill Corbett on Twitter




The English are finally starting to attack the royal family again.

“When Prince George goes to school, they [the media] look at his jumpers and, you know, £150 ($200) for a jumper, that’s a food bill for a family of four for a lot of people and that’s outrageous and people are outraged by that,” the Sunday Express quoted Anti-monarchist Dent Coad as saying.

“We had all the media attention recently when Prince George started school," said Labour counciller [sic] Ken Ritchie. "We don’t know if he will grow up to be as bad as his grandfather or maybe his great grandfather. Or that he will be as bland as his father. All we know is that at some stage George will be king, unless we change the system or unless he has an unfortunate illness or accident.”

This was reported by Fox News, outraged that anyone would criticize the royal family. They were inexplicably defending a literal welfare queen and her chronically unemployed spawn.

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