Morgan Spurlock

Gloating drunken rapist Morgan Spurlock.

You know who else is a rapist? Morgan Spurlock, the guy who made the hoax documentary Super Size Me. He ate nothing but McDonald's for a month and claimed to have suffered dire health effects. Strangely, no one has been able to duplicate his results. A couple of people who tried--who ate nothing but MvDonald's for a month--found they actually lost weight and lowered their cholesterol.

Spurlock has now jumped on the #MeToo bandwagon claiming that, in college, a young woman read a story in a short story class saying he raped her.

What? No! Good lord! That's not what happened! he said when he heard about it.

,,, In my mind, we’d been drinking all night and went back to my room. We began fooling around, she pushed me off, then we laid in the bed and talked and laughed some more, and then began fooling around again. We took off our clothes. She said she didn’t want to have sex, so we laid together, and talked, and kissed, and laughed, and then we started having sex.

… and then she started to cry. I didn’t know what to do. We stopped having sex and I rolled beside her. I tried to comfort her. To make her feel better. I thought I was doing ok, I believed she was feeling better. She believed she was raped.

You remember when universities were suggesting that students actually ASK before playing their dirty numbers on one another? Remember how ridiculous everyone thought it was? Turns out it would have saved Spurlock and his ilk from becoming rapists. They thought they were being spontaneous when they were actually molesting girls who wanted to be left alone.

Spurlock goes on to brag that he was unfaithful to all his girlfriends while also coming off as a sensitive because now he understands.

Or is it because I’ve consistently been drinking since the age of 13? I haven’t been sober for more than a week in 30 years, something our society doesn’t shun or condemn but which only served to fill the emotional hole inside me and the daily depression I coped with. Depression we can’t talk about, because its wrong and makes you less of a person.

I've heard people talk about depression, and I don't know anyone who would tolerate a 43-year-old drunkard. Who does this idiot hang around with?

McDonald's one advantage

A few years ago, my brother-in-law's sister was in town with her boyfriend. They were from the other side of the country, so they drove around the state seeing the sights. And being too sophisticated to eat fast food, they ate every meal in a pretty good restaurant and, as a result, when it was over, they felt horrible having gorged with huge amounts of food at every meal. It was terrible.

If they had gone to McDonald's now and then, they could have had a dainty meal once in a while. A little 99 cent hamburger and small fries, for example.

But now, thanks to Spurlock, you can't eat a $3 lunch without being lectured about how terrible you are.

For a time they were droning on about "pink slime". What they called "pink slime" was the result of a process for getting more beef off cows so they could slaughter fewer of them. That seems like a GOOD thing, but not to the outraged NPR set. They didn't even say anything about it being bad for you----they just didn't like how it looked.