Royal wedding

"Prince" Harry and his real father.

So when is this royal wedding? Does it technically qualify as a royal wedding since it's only Harry? He may not even have any royal ancestry. He looks just like the guy his mother was sleeping with nine months before he was born. Harry wanted a DNA test but the queen wouldn't allow it and she may have had more than one reason for this---she and her sisters were conceived through artificial insemination and, since they look nothing alike, may have had different fathers.

Who's going to attend this thing? If the guests were all wiped out in some freak accident, how far down the line of royal succession would they have to go for a new royal family?

Last wedding, the women were going overboard with the hats. They didn't want to waste money on new hats so they just had artificial flowers, fruit or birds glued onto their old hats. They had to ask wedding guests to please not wear stupid-looking hats.

Harry's step-great-grandmother wasn't
invited to his parents' wedding for some reason.