Saturday, August 15, 2015

What kind of an idiot actor would get a tattoo?

Some people get what they imagine are tasteful little classy tattoos. They still look awful.

If your tattoo is going to appear in a movie, you'll need a release signed by the tattoo "artist". In fact, you have to have a release signed every time you get a role---production companies each want their own. Make-up won't completely cover them and it takes hours and costs a lot for them to try.

Justin Bieber is a lovely boy who appeared in a couple of episodes of a TV cop show and is actually a pretty good actor. But now he's plastered with tattoos and that career's been closed off to him. Of course, not many young men want to be "lovely boys" and that might explain why Bieber decided to horribly disfigured himself.

Obnoxious Hollywood plagiarist Shia LaBeouf is now walking around with some crude-looking tattoos on his thighs. Marlon Brando used show up on movie sets without pants---he was terribly overweight and only wanted to be filmed from the waist up. Maybe LaBeouf doesn't want his thighs shown on screen.

2 comments:

  1. damn so how do you feel about tattoos?

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  2. Oh. Sorry. I don't remember writing that. I would have toned it way, way down if I did it now.

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