Friday, April 26, 2024

Skinny and Fatty aka Chibideka monogatari (Japan, 1958)


They used to show this on the CBS Children's Film Festival on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. I never watched it because I didn't like the title. I was a fat kid and the promo for it showed the Japanese kids being really mean. I found it free on YouTube. It was easier to take than I thought it would be. A rich overweight kid in a new school is befriended by a poor skinny kid who helps him become self-confident. Originally 51 minutes, apparently edited down to 46 minutes. The kids climb bamboo poles instead of ropes in school. From the comments on YouTube and IMDb, a lot of people just loved it.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Spielberg's The Fabelmans (2022)

I was at the library looking for the DVD of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and came across Steven Spielberg's The Fabelmans. I haven't seen a Spielberg movie in a while. I watch one now and then, always expecting to like it and always being disappointed. I've gotten used to this and didn't expect to like this movie and didn't, really, for reasons I can't put my finger on. So go ahead and watch it. You'll probably like it.

In the 1980s, the camera in every Hollywood movie was constantly moving for no reason, either zipping around or slowly drifting. Every shot was a tracking shot and if you read anything about amateur film back then, all they did was tell you how to make your own dolly. So it surprised me to see 1960's teen Spielberg using makeshift dollies as he filmed his little movies.

The way audiences responded to his early amateur efforts may have seemed implausible, but things were different back then. I saw a film in a high school talent show in the 1970's, a comedy. It was just a collection of gags stolen freely from Monty Python and Rainier Beer commercials---today, kids would shoot it on video, post it on YouTube and think nothing of it, but back then it was a major undertaking, and knowing that guy's family, it wouldn't surprise me if it was filmed in 16mm. His parents were the type who would have paid extra to give their son a professional filmmaking experience. The audience loved it, delighted in every joke they had already seen over and over on TV.

You know that story Spielberg has been telling for years, about how he found a way to sneak into a movie studio, found an empty office, moved in and pretended to be a movie producer and when they finally caught him, they were so impressed that they gave him a job? The story was debunked years ago, but Spielberg has continued to tell it. He wisely left it out of this movie.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

The Spell (Made for TV, 1977)


Covered same ground as Brian De Palma's Carrie (1976) and then some. A sullen, slightly overweight high school girl (Susan Myers) is mocked by her classmates, her sister and her father, so she starts using psychic powers for revenge. Turns out the girls' gym teacher had a role in this.

Her bourgeois mother (Lee Grant) smokes in bed even though she just watched her friend die from Spontaneous Human Combustion. With Helen Hunt as her 13-year-old sister. It has a creepy parapsychologist who looks like a regular 1970's guy. 

It's described as a "forgotten film" on Wikipedia, but I remember seeing it on VHS about 30 years ago. 

I remembered a scene where a radio comes on by itself and starts going through the stations. It wasn't much of a special effect, but I thought it would be scary if it happened to me.

Free on Tubi.

Sunday, April 14, 2024

My Amityville Horror


Documentary from the point of view of Daniel Lutz, one of the children in the Lutz family that fled their supposedly haunted house. Over the years, skeptics accused the family was accused of lying, that they had moved into a house that cost too much for them and made up the story to give them a way out or that they misinterpreted ordinary events.

It's a fact that the family fled the house one night, left everything behind and never returned. 

I did finally read a plausible explanation for it. That the family moved into a house where a mass murder had taken place. There were young children in the family and children are often afraid of ghosts, afraid to be alone in the basement or certain rooms. Normally, the adults will reassure them that there's nothing to be afraid of, but in this case the parents were already creeped out living in a house where everyone had been murdered a few years earlier and the children were creeping them out even more so the adults and the children were feeding each other's irrational fears. They hear creaking and sounds old houses make and finally made a run for it.

In this documentary, Daniel Lutz tells about the dog barking crazily while tied up in the yard with nothing in view. He tells about things that don't seem scary or terribly unusual. These are things he's remembering from nearly half a century ago. Some of it's just absurd. He remembers his horrible stepfather having the power to levitate objects and move them with his mind.

He was forced to address his step-father as "Sir" or "Mr Lutz". The man was an abusive ape with no parenting skills and with a collection of books on the paranormal.

Nothing Daniel Lutz talks about was really scary. The house was drafty and there were "cold spots". He may have been filling gaps in his memory with scenes from the movies which I assume weren't entirely faithful to the book.

I knew someone who lived in a haunted house. A bloodstain kept reappearing on the wall, they could hear people talking if they lay down on the floor, the cats would sit and turn their heads in unison as if they were watching someone walk past, and they kept seeing an apparition of a guy with a beard. Whenever her husband would yell at her or her step-daughter, something would happen to him---he would trip and fall for no reason. Once, when she was napping, she was awakened by a loud scream that seemed to be in the room with her. She thought it must be from outside so she went out to look and found a neighbor was running toward the house because she had heard it, too. 

Oh, and she investigated and learned there had been a murder-suicide about a hundred years earlier in the spot where the house was built.

I think she was telling the truth about it, but I think there were rational explanations for what happened. And anyway, I heard it all second hand from someone who doesn't go for strict accuracy when telling things like this. I myself referred to it as The House on Hell Road when it was actually on Hill Road.

So I don't know why I want to debunk the Lutzes' story.

There was one odd moment. They talk to one of the paranormal investigators who claims to have a fragment of the cross on which Christ was crucified. She didn't have it when she visited the house decades earlier, but she carried a picture of Padre Pio. She didn't tell anyone she had it, and yet the fascist priest (now saint) Padre Pio appeared to her when she went into the Amityville Horror house. 

"Were you baptized?" she asked Daniel.

"Yes."

"So you had that protection."

Saturday, April 13, 2024

The Teacher (2016) Slovakia


A Slovakian movie with a Czech director. I thought it would be more anti-Communist than it was. A teacher, a Communist Party member, uses her position to force students and their parents to do favors for her. She makes kids clean her apartment, tries to get an accountant working at the airport to get an airline pilot to deliver a cake to her sister in the Soviet Union, tries to get another father to fix her washing machine. There was no legitimate way to get rich in a Communist country which put a limit on corruption. We just had a local school district employee sentenced for embezzling tens of thousands of dollars.

Most of it is told in flashback when the school has a meeting with parents to discuss the situation and do something about it. She starts her first class by learning students' named and what their parents do for a living.

A kid brings a gun to school, another kid is physically abused by his father, the kids become defiant when they're treated unfairly. They were just like us!

Free on Tubi.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Klaus Detlef Sierck (1925 - 1944)


For some reason I was looking on Internet Movie Database at a long long list of child actors from the early 20th century. I found myself looking at the year each one died and calculating how old they were when they passed away, something I've heard old people tend to do. I found it depressing because a lot of them didn't live very long. Then I started noticing a flurry of deaths in the early 1940s. There was a French child actor I knew about who had been in the French resistance. The Germans arrested him and took him to Germany where they tortured and murdered him. 

There was an Australian child actor who died in Holland of undisclosed causes in 1944. It was a little strange that they wouldn't just say so if he died fighting the Third Reich so it made me wonder what happened to him. Maybe I misread it. Was he Australian or Austrian?

And there was Douglas Sirk's son, Klaus Sierck, a child actor in Germany killed in action at 18 or 19 in the Soviet Union in 1944. You can visit his grave in Ukraine if you want. 

I didn't even know Sirk was German. His Hitler-loving son distanced himself from him because Sirk's second wife was Jewish. The young fellow's mother was a Nazi Party member.

As I was looking this up, that AI thing started up, was giving information about it.

It said:

Klaus Detlef Sierck, the son of screenwriter and film director Detlef Sierck (Douglas Sirk) and actress Lydia Brincken, was a young actor who appeared in approximately 13 films during his brief career. Born on March 30, 1925, in Berlin-Mitte, Germany, he tragically lost his life while serving in the German infantry on the Eastern Front during World War II. He died just before his 19th birthday.

Klaus Detlef Sierck’s burial site is located at the Soldatenfriedhof Iwaniwka in Lutsk, Volynska, Ukraine1. This solemn resting place serves as a memorial for those who sacrificed their lives during the war.

May his memory endure, like the echoes of a distant film reel, capturing moments frozen in time.

He "tragically" lost his life, eh? Odd that AI is neutral on Nazism. But Wikipedia wasn't much better, praising a Nazi propaganda film:

One of Sierck's greatest roles was Kadett Hohenhausen in Karl Ritter's Kadetten in 1939. The anti-Russian propaganda film about Prussian cadets captured and abused by inhuman Cossacks during the Seven Years' War.

 

Monday, April 8, 2024

The Prairie Pirate (1925) Harry Carey


My grandmother once had a crush on Harry Carey. I don't know when that was. Maybe it was Harry Carey, Jr. 

Harry Carey was 47 when he starred in The Prairie Pirate. His character was on his way home to the ranch when bandits showed up there and attacked his sister. She barricaded herself in the house, shot a couple of them which was nice for a change, then hid in the cellar where she killed herself to avoid being assaulted by the monsters. This was implied and not shown explicitly.

Harry Carey finds her body and becomes a bandit himself as part of a plan to hunt down the men who attacked his sister. 

There's a subplot---a wealthy Spanish rancher, Don Estaban, has gambled away pretty much everything. His daughter pleads with him to stop doing it, but he goes off to the casino again so he can win back all the stuff he's lost. This time he puts the ranch itself up for security.

Harry Carey calls his new outlaw persona "The Yellow Seal". 

It wasn't nearly as violent as it could have been considering what those guys did or tried to do to his sister. Men becoming outlaws for a good cause were fairly common in the 1930s B westerns I've seen, but I assumed it was a Depression era thing. And I thought that having every western start with criminals attacking isolated farmhouses was a 21st century flourish. 

It seems like crashing a wedding with a gun to save the bride from a forced marriage would still be traumatic for her.  It wasn't like The Graduate.

They had a pretty good print of the film free on Tubi. It wasn't bad. I'm not sure if being silent helped.


Saturday, April 6, 2024

I don't know what this tells you


Someone called Daniel Tosh claimed on his podcast that he went into a grocery store. He asked an employee why they were closed the other day. He alleged that the guy told him they shut down so an episode--the season finale--of The Kardashians could be filmed there. 

“This random grocery store person is telling me that they rented out the entire store, shut it down and then, they acted like they were grocery shopping...This was the scene that apparently happened: Kylie reveals that she’s pregnant again with Timothée’s kid. What a bombshell.”

The Kardashians deny it, but is any part of it true? Is Timothee Chalamet mixed up with the ghastly Kardashian "family"?

It's amazing to me that people take Chalamet so seriously. I saw him in Call Me By Your Name and he and Armie Hammer had absolutely no chemistry, then he was in a cannibal movie based on a young adult novel. I disliked him since he attacked Woody Allen, announced that he donated the few thousand dollars he was paid for Rainy Day in New York and would never appear in another one of his movies, so I say to hell with that guy.

"Zach is now a felon"


According to Cracked.com, Patricia Richardson, the wife/mother on TV's Home Improvement, has expressed bewilderment at Tim Allen's attempts to reboot their old series. Allen announced that everyone's on board with his idea even though he hadn't talked to Richardson about it. He claimed "the boys" wanted to do it even though the youngest son on the show, Taran Noah Smith, is no longer an actor, Jonathan Taylor Thomas isn't interested in acting--he wants to write and direct-- and, as she put it, Zachary Ty Bryan "is now a felon".

Normally, if you knew someone as an innocent child who was now struggling in his forties, you would describe their trouble with the law in more sympathetic terms, not just call him a "felon". Although he's been convicted of domestic battery and was involved in some crypto scam, so his criminality is wide-ranging and not entirely caused by emotional issues.

This is local news for me. Zachary Ty Bryan had been living here in Eugene, Oregon. It's been a couple years since I've written about it. He was arrested a couple times. I assumed he came to Oregon to flee the pandemic that was especially bad in Southern California at one point, but I don't know. He's still recognizable. I felt he wasn't taking full advantage of his position in the world. He could have been doing TV and radio commercials, local theater, zero budget movies---there's acting work everywhere. He could be to Eugene what Rutger Hauer was to Holland, the one big star in a place not known for its entertainment industry. His latest arrest for drunk driving and hit and run was in La Quinta, CA, poor devil.


Sunday, March 31, 2024

Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced

Sam Bankman-Fried has been sentenced to a modest 25 years which means he could be out in 12.5 years.

Man. You'd have to be crazy NOT to steal billions of dollars.

Hannah and her Sisters (Woody Allen, 1986)

The movie starts with a Thanksgiving dinner. The kid's table is in the background. And, at the kid's table are Moses Farrow, Daisy Previn, and Fletcher Previn. Soon-yi Previn was there somewhere. 
I didn't recognize Louis Black, but he's in the movie. I didn't see John Turturro but, according to the credits, he was in it. I did recognize Elaine from Seinfeld

Woody Allen modestly listing the cast in alphabetical order in the opening credits always bothered me since his name is Allen. Has he ever not had his name appear first?

Hannah has two sisters. One lives with crabby misanthropic artist Max Von Sydow who acts like a genius and is trying to "educate" her. She starts sleeping with Hannah's husband (Michael Caine who got an Oscar out of it).

Hannah had fixed up her neurotic ex-husband, Woody Allen, with her other sister who had a cocaine problem which was one reason their date didn't go well.

In a subplot, Woody Allen's character goes through a health scare and tries to find religion while grappling with his own mortality. Meanwhile, actor Lloyd Nolan playing Hannah's father had cancer and was on his last legs.

Reportedly modeled on Bergman's Fanny and Alexander

Allen reported in his memoir that he doesn't shoot coverage. He films just what he needs. He doesn't film unnecessary retakes for every conceivable angle. In this movie, it meant he didn't have enough footage for one scene, so the editor took care of it by adding an intertitle. Then they scattered intertitles throughout the film so it wouldn't stand out.

One of the few Woody Allen movies to include a firearms accident. It had some funny lines. 

Long ago, I read a review of the movie in a Jewish newspaper. Their critic was a rabbi who accused almost everything he reviewed of anti-Semitism. He pointed out that in this movie, Max Von Sydow says he watched a "boring documentary" about Auschwitz, Woody Allen says that his date gone wrong was like the Nuremberg Trials, and in one scene where attractive young architect Sam Waterston is showing the sisters his favorite buildings in New York, the camera pans over to the Fifth Avenue Synagogue which, in fairness, was kind of weird-looking.

As Wikipedia put it:

In the 1986 Woody Allen film, Hannah and her Sisters the building is panned across while being criticized for its architectural incongruity — "That's disgusting. That's really terrible." — after a shot of the consistent facades of the rest of the block.

The rabbi/critic defended the synagogue's appearance and said that there must have been a lot of other unattractive buildings in the city Allen could have used.

My sister pointed out that the only Black person in the movie was a household servant.

Friday, March 29, 2024

Altered States (1980)


William Hurt as a university professor. He sleeps with his students and experiments with an isolation tank. It's tank where you float in water. There's no light, no sound, no feeling. A certain percentage of people in these things will start to hallucinate. I remember a teacher talking about this in the mid-'70's. Hurt's character also takes hallucinogens. He begins having visions of early hominids and begins to physically transform into a little prehistoric apeman.

There are things that wouldn't happen today. A janitor sees the apeman from a distance and tells a security guard that a chimpanzee escaped from the lab. The two men walk through the place looking for the chimp. I think people now realize how dangerous apes are and would stay out of there. Of course, they were no match for the caveman, either.

The script was by Paddy Chayefsky. His dialog was verbose, better suited to 1920's stage play than a movie. Director Ken Russell couldn't make any significant changes without Chayefsky suing him, so he had to figure out how to make this terrible dialog sound realistic. He had the actors talk fast, yell, or talk while eating. When I saw this thing as a teenager, I realized they could have relaxed and delivered all their lines speaking calmly. It left me with warped ideas about acting. Everything is expressed verbally. Emoting doesn't add much to it.

With Charles Haid just one year before Hill Street Blues, Blair Brown, Bob Balaban and 5-year-old Drew Barrymore. Miguel Godreau as the Primal Man.

One of the few movies where an apeman has clearly defined buttocks.

I fell asleep with this playing on streaming video. Was awakened by the apeman shrieking and decided not to watch the rest of it alone in the dark.


Monday, March 25, 2024

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (1976-1977)


Norman Lear's soap opera, broadcast five days a week in the 1970's starring Woody Allen's ex-wife, Louise Lasser in the title role. 

It wasn't available anywhere on streaming video, so I bought it on DVD on eBay. It was only on for two seasons but there were 325 episodes. They filmed an episode a day so they were working fast and it showed. Still, each episode went by fast. It was easy viewing. 

I watched it off and on when it was first broadcast. The only things I really remember were one where a child evangelist is taking a bath. A TV set is suspended over the bathtub so he'll have something to watch with predictable results and there was Mary Hartman's appearance on the David Suskind show.

So far, I've only watched a few episodes. Mary's grandfather is arrested as the Fernwood Flasher, an entire neighbor family is murdered, her young daughter is being stalked, apparently by the killer, her other neighbor is trying to become a country music star, and her husband has lost interest in her. And her kitchen floor has developed waxy yellow build-up.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Trotskyists comment on Rust shooting, prosecutions


With all the talk about how great zero-budget film is, the way anybody can make some kind of a movie now on digital video, there's this, perhaps ironically, from the World Socialist Website on the accident on the set of the movie Rust:

...Local and state officials, with the complicity of the film industry and the industry’s unions, have made every effort to scapegoat Gutierrez-Reed, a young, inexperienced film worker, 24 years old at the time, and, as an actor, Baldwin. This is part of a joint effort to divert attention from the dangerous conditions on film and television sets and the consequences in particular of low-budget filmmaking, with inadequate staffing and training, undertaken in the interests of cutting costs and boosting film company profits.

In the new motion to dismiss, Baldwin’s attorneys claim that New Mexico state prosecutors have abused “an innocent person whose rights have been trampled to the extreme.” The lawyers, however, place all the blame on Gutierrez-Reed, arguing that the armorer “is the autonomous decision maker with regard to gun safety” and that Gutierrez-Reed was responsible for Hutchins’ death because “it was foreseeable that Baldwin would not check the gun.”

The attorneys also cite a report from the New Mexico Occupational Health and Safety Bureau that “demonstrates that Baldwin was not part of Rust management and that his authority on set was limited to creative decisions.”

His legal team is attempting to defend Baldwin as an actor, while claiming that Baldwin the producer was not actually on the set in a management position. Prosecutors allege that Baldwin was responsible both as the actor who held the weapon and in his capacity as a co-producer.

Rust, whose filming was eventually completed in Montana, is known in the film industry as an Ultra-Low Budget film. This is part of a tier structure agreed to by the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees (IATSE), and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP), which allows producers to hire nonunion crews if union members are unwilling to accept the low wages and poor conditions.

Immediately preceding the October 2021 accident, several workers who had made written complaints about safety violations the previous night, including three weapon misfires on the set in the last week, were fired and escorted off the set by security. Numerous workers reported not being paid for weeks and having to sleep on the set due to working 14- to 16-hour shifts, and having to drive 50 miles to their hotels. The Rust shooting also occurred mere days after IATSE called off an impending strike in which one of the issues would have been the conditions workers throughout the industry face daily.

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Woody Allen not retiring just yet

 


From the World of Reel website:

Allen has hinted that ”Coup de Chance,” his 50th film, might not be his last one. He keeps reiterating that it all depends on whether he can get financing, which would most likely come from European money.

Some good news. In a new interview with Spanish filmmaker David Trueba, the 88-year-old Allen confirms that he is currently trying to launch a new film, which could start shooting as early as this summer in Italy. No other details were given.

Last fall, Allen had stated that he had a “great story” for a film set in NYC and that “it's one of the best ideas I've ever had.” Has he just moved the setting to Italy? Maybe this is a totally different film.

He's just a couple years older than the president will be at the end of the term if he's re-elected. Other countries have movie directors in their 90's or older. I saw a movie made by a guy who was 103. It's probably a good thing to drive home to film students and would-be film students that film is an old person's art although I think Allen himself said just the opposite recently.  

Friday, March 22, 2024

House on Telegraph Hill (1951)


Polish concentration camp inmate Victoria Kowelska (Valentina Cortese) takes on the identity of a dead friend whose child had been sent to live with a relative in the United States. Victoria does this in hopes of reaching the U.S. herself.

She arrives in the U.S., meets and marries a guy related to her by marriage (Richard Basehart) and moves in with him in a huge old house on Telegraph Hill in San Francisco. There's a playhouse where the child was nearly killed in a large explosion supposedly cause by his chemistry set. There's a nanny for the child who tries to come between him and Victoria. There are couple of plot twists.

In one scene, someone has cut the brake line on her car. As she speeds out of control, she goes past a place that looked like one of the intersections in Bullitt. The Steve McQueen movie was filmed just 18 years later, so it could have been the same place.

The movie took place five years after the concentration camp had been liberated. I would have thought the experience would have had some lingering effects but she seemed to adapt pretty well to her new life.

Available on The Criterion Channel.


Wednesday, March 20, 2024

They explained why a Tiger was in Africa

Forbidden Jungle (1950)

A safari of sorts slowly makes its way through the jungle. They all appear to be white, but several of the men are forced to carry a cage holding a tiger. They somehow made it clear they were in Africa. The hunter leading the group explains that he caught the tiger in India and was heading for North America but on the way he got another assignment in Africa, to find a 30-year-old jungle boy who had grown up with the animals. He was afraid of losing the tiger so he put it in a cage and carried it with him into the jungle. It was a stupid explanation, but at least they explained it.

Not much to say about it. In the opening shot you can see that the movie was filmed in a studio in front of a painted backdrop. Maybe they planned on cropping the image to make it a wide-screen movie, because you could see the top of the backdrop. But it was part of the aesthetic. Of all the things wrong with it, that was pretty minor.

A lot of stock footage of wildlife. With Crash Corrigan in a gorilla suit.

Available on Pub-D-Hub. It's public domain, so probably available other places as well.

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Dr Strangelove, Fail Safe (1964)


My sister wanted to watch a movie so we made it a double feature, two nights in a row. Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb was the first night. I'm usually disappointed in Peter Sellers movies, but this was his best work. With George C. Scott, Slim Pickens, Sterling Haden and James Earl Jones. A deranged Air Force general orders a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union. Only he know the code to recall the B-52's carrying out the attack. The president of the United States (Peter Sellers) calls the Soviet Premiere from the War Room to alert him. British actors playing American characters with very good American accents are common now, but that was a trail Sellers blazed. He also had the title role playing a "former" Nazi scientist who changed his name to Strangelove to sound more American and British Group Captain Lionel Mandrake who kept trying to humor Sterling Haden to get the code to recall the bombers.

One thing that bothered me about the movie was that everyone had a "funny" name. Keenen Wynn played a Colenol named Bat Guano. 

Fail Safe had an almost identical plot. In fact, the author of the novel on which Dr Strangelove was based sued the author of the novel Fail Safe for plagiarism. 

A wing of supersonic Vindicator bombers (actually supersonic B-58 Hustler bombers) are sent to nuke Moscow. Their radios are jammed and they can't recall them until after they've entered Soviet airspace. The pilots were carefully selected to be mindless automatons who would carry out the attack no matter what. The voice of the president calling for them to turn back doesn't matter because the Soviets could imitate his voice, so they bring in the pilot's wife to plead with him but he won't listen to her, either.

The president keeps ordering people to commit suicide. U.S. fighter pilots pursue the bombers, launch their missiles and crash into the arctic ocean. The U.S. ambassador in Moscow is ordered to stand on the room of the embassy and wait for death.

Dom DeLuise's movie debut. With Henry Fonda as the president, Larry Hagman as his Russian interpreter, and Sorrell Booke, with Walter Mattheau in an early role playing an evil professor who keeps arguing for the U.S. to launch an all out war on the USSR, making the same arguments George C. Scott did in Dr Strangelove.


Saturday, March 16, 2024

Joe Camp, RIP


Joe Camp died yesterday at age 84. He made the Benji movies including Oh, Heavenly Dog starring Chevy Chase. Also made a mystery, The Double McGuffin.

I saw Benji in a theater back in 1974. I must have been 11 and it bothered me that the dog wasn't really an actor and didn't understand the storyline he was acting out. Bob Barker once said it was his favorite movie and, according to IMDb, it was a "guilty pleasure" of Alfred Hitchcock.

One of the sequels, Benji the Hunted, was attacked by Michael Medved who lashed out against it because Benji doesn't come when his owner calls him and stays in the woods to save some orphaned baby animals.

Friday, March 15, 2024

Bowanga, Bowanga (1951)

Three white guys are abducted by white African women in two piece swimsuits.

A little more realistic than similar films. The women barely speak English and it takes place in a desert rather than a jungle. Good-size women. They beat up the men.

"You don't think they're cannibals, do you?"

"...They could be treacherous in other ways."

Not much you can say about it. The women must have been wrestlers.

Available on Pub-D-Hub.


Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Ishtar (1987) Elaine May


I have two brothers who are jazz musicians and they and their musician friends loved this movie. They thought the bad lyrics were hilarious. There are amateur musicians who record in the same studios the professionals use, and most of them are very nice people. The professional musicians like them and get along with them, but their songs are not good. We can't be geniuses at everything.

And I'll mention this. Some years ago, Natalie Portman railed against Woody Allen:

“I don’t think that’s what the conversation should be about. I think it should be about: Why didn’t Elaine May make a movie every year? Why didn’t Nora Ephron make a movie every year?"

She was right that there should be more women filmmakers, but Woody Allen makes a movie a year because his sister goes to Europe and raises money year after year. He apparently stays within his budget. Elaine May, on the other hand, made Ishtar for $55 million, nearly $150 million today, far more than Woody Allen's ever spent, and this was, as Warren Beatty put it, a gift to her to give her a chance to show what she could do as a director. He was grateful to her for the work she put into re-writing a couple of his movies, Heaven Can Wait and Reds. She also did a re-write on Hoffman's movie, Tootsie.

Two painfully bad singer-songwriters (Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman) travel to north African to perform and find the country crawling with CIA on the verge of revolution. With Charles Grodin. It wasn't great but it wasn't nearly as bad as people made it out to be at the time. It was attacked for being so expensive which, Beatty argued, shouldn't be the audience's concern.

Available on The Criterion Channel.


Friday, March 8, 2024

John Wayne, Brannigan (1975)


My impression was that this and McQ were attempts by John Wayne to be another Dirty Harry. He kicks in doors and says, "Knock knock." He threatens and beats information out of people. He's looking for a racketeer (John Vernon, the mayor from Dirty Harry) who fled to England when he was indicted in Chicago. Brannigan flies to the U.K. to bring him back but finds that he's been kidnapped.

The joke is that the British cops are so by-the-book and Brannigan is so tough and plays by his own rules. He carries a gun which he has no right to do in Britain. There's a barroom brawl that's like something from a western, people punching each other and breaking chairs over their heads without  anyone being hurt or killed.

Draft dodger John Waye keeps claiming to have been in London during the war. Young people today don't seem to know that World War Two veterans hated John Wayne for staying out of the war.

There's kind of a romantic thing between John Wayne and a much younger English policewoman.

It was interesting to see England in the mid-70's but not with John Wayne walking around. Although, now that I think about it, I had a friend in high school who loved this movie.

McQ had a better ending. Filmed around Seattle, it had a car chase down a beach. The thrilling climax here is just John Wayne shooting at a Jaguar.

Free on Tubi.


Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)


And why SHOULDN'T Jesse James meet Frankenstein's daughter, allthough I think it was actually his granddaughter. The Cartwrights on Bonanza met Charles Dickins. 

I never understood Jesse James' appeal. There was an episode of The Brady Bunch where Peter, misled by movies, became an admirer. Mike and Carol introduce him to an old man whose father was murdered by Jesse James. They could have just told Peter that Jesse James was a Confederate, a traitorous racist monster. 

Frankstein's granddaughter has left Vienna and come to America to an area where electrical storms are more common. She needs that electricity to bring dead guys back to life.

The movie wasn't that awful. Directed by old B movie director William Beaudine.

Free on Tubi.

 

Richard Lewis on cinema

 Quote from the late Richard Lewis found on Counterpunch.com:

I’m obsessive-compulsive. For example, I can watch John Cassavetes’s films over and over again. When I used to date women much younger than me, I would put them through training periods—”This is Ingmar Bergman week,” “This is Stanley Kubrick week.” It was very controlling, because they had to enjoy what I enjoyed. I see now how foolish and crazy and narcissistic it was. I like dark films. There’s a French film called The Mother and the Whore [1973]. It came out about a year after Last Tango in Paris [1972], which blew my mind and frightened me because it’s all about fear of intimacy. When I watch Marlon Brando in that movie now and I realize that I’m so much older now than he was when he was in it . . . Even though I got married, I still have . . . you know, those shadows followed me, those intimacy problems. The Mother and the Whore, though, was directed by Jean Eustache. He was this guy who came after the French New Wave and who wound up committing suicide. Jean-Pierre Léaud, who was one of my favorite actors, is in the movie. So I come home one night and I’m watching this film and I’m saying, “God, it looks like a [Bernardo] Bertolucci movie. It’s so dark. But I’ve never seen Jean-Pierre in a movie like this.” And it went on and on. It’s a masterpiece. It’s the greatest film I’ve ever seen on the Madonna-whore complex. So I do obsess over these films—I watch them over and over because, I guess, I sort of feel less alone and less crazy when I see some of these works of darkness.

Thursday, March 7, 2024

Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed convicted of manslaughter


Acquitted of destroying evidence for allegedly disposing of some cocaine.

Watched a couple of YouTube videos discussing the case. There were questions about where the live ammunition came from and there was footage of Alec Baldwin shooting a scene firing a gun then demanding the armorer hurry and reload so they could do a retake. If he wanted to rush it, they should have skipped the re-takes. It was only a western. How good does it need to be? 

She's facing a maximum 18 month sentence.

Why even use real guns? They have to use fake guns anyway when they have an actor who's a convicted felon. There was a scene in this movie where a 13-year-old fires a gun and accidentally kills a man and they didn't use a blank---they added smoke and muzzle flash digitally.

I know I'm repeating myself but actors have been killed and injured firing blanks on movie sets before. Bruce Willis suffered hearing loss on the set of a Die Hard movies by firing blanks in a closed space. And there was the time that real, fully functional submachine guns were stolen from the set of The Untouchables around 1960.

I still want to know if that film professor had any second thoughts about demanding that college kids use only real guns in their student films.  

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Freddy Got Fingered on The Criterion Channel?


I've never seen it so what do I know? Maybe it's brilliant. They have Freddy Got Fingered playing on The Criterion Channel, and if I'm reading this correctly it's their most popular title.

Oh, I see. They're featuring Razzie-"winning" films. 

Irredeemable affront to good taste? Or subversive Dada masterpiece? Critically reviled upon its release but increasingly recognized for its undeniable, go-for-broke audacity, Tom Green’s infamous gross-out comedy is a true cinematic Rorschach test. Described by Green himself as the “touching story of a young man who desperately wants to make his daddy proud,” FREDDY GOT FINGERED casts the writer-director-star as Gord, an unemployed wannabe cartoonist whose desperate attempts to please his father (Rip Torn) lead him into all sorts of misadventures—whether it’s getting way too friendly with a horse on a stud farm, creating his own form of sausage-based performance art, or wreaking havoc inside a hospital delivery room.

Maybe Dada just wasn't very good.

Sunday, March 3, 2024

Richard Lewis, RIP

I watched Richard Lewis's last episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Kind of an awful episode where much of the humor revolved around looking up the leg of men's shorts and seeing their genitalia. This is what we would have been watching on Seinfeld all these years if it hadn't been for the snotty network censors. 

It's been noted elsewhere that, in the episode, that Lewis told David that he would leave money for him in his will. 

"When I die, I want you to know how much I care about you."

From a statement by Larry David:

“Richard and I were born three days apart in the same hospital and for most of my life he’s been like a brother to me. He had that rare combination of being the funniest person and also the sweetest. But today he made me sob and for that I’ll never forgive him.”

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Back in action

I was regaling my brother-in-law with the fact that the three brothers on Bonanza each had a different mother. I knew that because I had a friend who saw an episode that went into Cartwright family history. There were over 400 episodes of the show. I used to watch it now and then when it was still on network TV and since then I've watched it in syndication over the years, but there are only a few episodes I've seen more than once. 

Later, we watched an old episode of Frasier. Frasier and Niles had no idea who Hoss and Little Joe were. I myself feel s little disappointed in people when they show too much knowledge of the show.. To me, it was always like The Brady Bunch. I saw The Partridge Family as the more sophisticated show.  

I've let a long time go between postings on here. I have good reason. I was having severe headaches which turned out were caused by my brain bleeding. Had emergency brain surgery, then some more brain surgery so it wouldn't start bleeding again. 

When I went back t the hospital for an appointment, a nurse from Minnisota  or Wisconsin told me that this was a common injury where he was from. People would slip and fall in the ice, hit their heads and put off seeing the doctor. So don't let this happen to you. 

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Stuff I watched on TV briefly

I haven't been well. I've been lying in bed a lot watching old episodes of One Day at a Time on Pluto. They've been showing later episodes after Mackenzie Philips left and Glenn Scarpelli joined the cast. I never understood Mackenzie Philips' appeal and I thought Glenn Scarpelli was great. He was funny and could pull off emotional scenes. He was everything The Brady Bunch hoped Cousin Oliver would be.

Then watched The Brady Bunch, "The Subject was Noses". Nicholas Hammond (Frederick from The Sound of Music) breaks his date with Marcia when her appearance is marred by a blow to her nose. "Something suddenly came up," he tells her, so handsome he didn't even try to sound sincere.

Directed by Jack Arnold.

I don't know how I feel about it.

As I write this, Mike and Carol Brady are dressed like Anthony and Cleopatra. Mrs Brady was going to wear earrings she entrusted to Marcia but Cindy had been monkeying with them and they are lost. Peter is wearing a deerstalker cap trying to solve the mystery but is of no help. Alice saves the day.

I don't think there's any deeper meaning.

Monday, January 22, 2024

All Against All (Slovenia, 2019)


A political thriller set in a town in Slovenia. The mayor is about to be voted out of office and goes to absurd lengths to destroy his opponent. Had about five different subplots. The stakes seemed pretty low at first, but everything's relative and things spin out of control.

It looked like a nice place to live except for the violence and corruption. 

Free on Tubi.

Remember Jason Mann, the poor devil who "won" on Project Greenlight and got to direct a made-for-HBO movie for $3 million in 2015? They turned him into the villain on the reality show and dashed any hopes he may have had for a career in Hollywood. I turned this movie on because he was the cinematographer. And it looked pretty good, the camera drifting through scenes.

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Teenage Mother (1967)


Rated GP, what they used to call PG, when it came out. A Swedish high school health teacher comes to America. She's sexually assaulted by the school drug dealer. A father blames her when his daughter pretends to be pregnant although it sounded like girls got pregnant all the time there.

It really didn't make any sense.

With Fred Willard in an early role as the coach. 

"Health education being taught by a woman," Willard says. "That's something new."

He announces that Health Education will now be called Anatomical Biology, "a study of what makes up the differences between man and woman and the various functions their bodies perform."

"Yeah, man!" exclaims a 35-year-old teenager. 

"All right, that's enough of that," says Fred Willard.

There was little hint of his future screen persona.

Ends with medical film showing the use of forceps in childbirth which was what the whole thing was leading up to.

Free on Tubi.

Friday, January 19, 2024

Seijun Suzuki's Man with a Shotgun, 1961


There were movies like Yojimbo that seemed to be inspired by American westerns, but this took it further. A man with a shotgun claiming to be a hunter wanders into an isolated corrupt town in the mountains in then-present day Japan. The owner of the mill, the town's largest employer, is harboring criminals who harass residents and act as his bodyguards. The town has a sheriff who is just a guy who wants to find who raped and murdered his wife. 

There's a bar where the men hang out. There are fights where all they do is punch each other in the face and break chairs over their heads without injuring or killing each other. They'll occasionally throw in a Judo thing.

There was a scene in the saloon where there was music and dancing, but there were only a few women so it was mostly men dancing together.

It was kind of repetitive. There's a lot of debate over who'll be the new sheriff. A double-barreled shotgun wasn't the best weapon for this situation, but they wore better shoes, not like American westerns where the men limp around in high heeled boots.

I liked Kurosawa's High and Low where the detectives were armed with little .32 automatics and the head detective had a tiny .25 automatic, the sort of gun American ladies carry in their handbags. The big, stupid-looking guns in American westerns always bothered me. But in this movie, the sheriff walked around with a rifle. 

Available on the Criterion Channel until the end of the month.  

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Disney's The Cat from Outer Space (1978)


I read long ago about a short film made for small children called "Vacation on Mars". It sounded like it was just shots of ducks walking around in front of large postcard photos as backdrops. The ducks were supposed to be Martians. 

We only see one of them, but in this movie, the space aliens look like cats. 

Stars Ken Berry and Sandy Duncan. Has both McLean Stevenson and Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*. Hans Conried, Roddy McDowall. Alan Young (Wilbur from Mr Ed) and the voice of Ronnie Schell as The Cat from Outer Space.

The critic for Variety wrote: "... it's a good cast of veterans and nothing to tax them beyond their abilities."

Roddy McDowall was working for a supervillain who gave more thought to the cause of humanity than Berry did. He and Sandy Duncan and McLean Stevenson set out to help the cat get back to his own people without a thought.

Written by cartoonist and writer Ted Key. Director Norman Tokar.

Rather long at an hour and forty-four minutes. It was still shorter than That Darn Cat! which was almost two hours. Were all Disney movies this long? Was it so parents would have a decent length of time away from their children? I feel hurt if it was.

Had some aerial stunts in the end that didn't look very safe.

Available on The Criterion Channel.

Friday, January 12, 2024

Disney's That Darn Cat! (1965)


Kind of a grim story. I guess it was a comedy. It was based on a crime novella. The FBI is looking for two bank robbers who stole a vast sum of money and abducted a bank teller who they plan to murder. One of the crooks, Frank Gorshin, likes cats and lets a Siamese cat into the apartment. Their hostage puts her wristwatch around the cat's neck and sends it on its way. This is what prompts cat owner Hayley Mills to call the FBI who sent agent Dean Jones to look into it. They decide to tail the cat hoping to follow it to the kidnappers' apartment.

Dean Jones is allergic to cats and sneezes convincingly, not something every actor can do. At one point he holds his nose to keep from sneezing which can blow your ear drums out. How many children were injured imitating what they saw in this movie?

Hayley Mills and Dorothy Provine as sisters who speak with different accents. Elsa Lanchester in a mixed marriage with American William Demarest. With Ed Wynn. 

Bobby Darin sang the theme song.

There was some suspense over the fate of the hostage (Grayson Hall) although you knew nobody was going to die. The two sisters have terrible boyfriends (Tom Lowell and Roddy McDowall) who keep forcing their ways into the girls' house. 

I don't know how I would have reacted to this as a kid. I liked TV violence, but I wanted realistic violence. This movie had a slapstick sequence where Dean Jones follows the cat in foot into a drive-in movie theater. The theater manager and an employee suffered what might have been serious injuries chasing him and the cat, violence that might have been saved for kidnappers and would-be murderers.

Directed by Robert Stevenson who died in 1986. He directed several Disney movies including The Absent-Minded Professor, the first movie Paul Schrader saw when he was seventeen. The Schrader family was in a hyper-conservative Calvinist church which didn't approve of movies. I don't know if Stevenson knew that Schrader said he was "very unimpressed" by it. 

Available on The Criterion Channel along with other cat movies including Disney's The Cat from Outer Space.

I guess they couldn't get Harry & Tonto.

Monday, January 8, 2024

Earth vs the Flying Saucers (1956)


It was better than I remembered. The less you know about the space aliens in a movie, the more plausible they are, something Ed Wood got horribly wrong. In this movie, they provided some explanation for what the aliens were doing. They were almost invincible but had limitations. Seeing the aliens walking out of their flying saucers from a distance was creepy.

Ray Harryhausen did the special effects and hated it. Stop motion animation of buildings being destroyed was too much work. It ends with the aliens attacking Washington, D.C.  

Inspired by the "nonfiction" book Flying Saucers from Outer Space by Donald Keyhoe, so it almost had a serious purpose. He was head of The National Investigations Committee on Aerial Phenomena, a relatively respectable UFO group. In the '50s, when the movie was made, the group dismissed people who claimed to have contact with aliens, so I don't know how Keyhoe felt about the movie.

Starring Hugh Marlowe and Joan Taylor.

Free on Tubi.

Saturday, January 6, 2024

No Blade of Grass (1970)


A global pandemic originating in China wipes out the world's grass including grains such as wheat and barley. Facing mass starvation, the Chinese nerve gas cities and it looks like the British are planning the same thing, so a guy and his family flee London into the countryside heading for his brother's farm. 

Like Lord of the Flies with middle aged English people, except the kids in Lord of the Flies didn't instantly drop their civilized facade. 

The film seemed to have some seriousness of purpose at the beginning. They show documentary footage of starving African children. But it degenerates into an exploitation film. The mother and daughter are raped by motorcycle gang members and there are episodes of gun violence. They gather a larger and larger group of armed English people.

They're not the brightest people in the world, but I was surprised that a large motorcycle gang would fight to the last man for no apparent reward. Maybe it was like the auto race in On the Beach where drivers, knowing they were doomed, killed themselves recklessly until the last surviving driver won by default.

It reminded me of Panic in the Year Zero in how quickly the middle class family turns feral when they survive a nuclear war. Both movies are available now on The Criterion Channel's Postapocalyptic Sci-Fi collection.

Monday, January 1, 2024

The Owl and the Pussycat (1970) George Segal, Barbra Steisand


It was kind of a standard Barbra Streisand thing, her annoying George Segal and others. 

George Segal is a struggling writer in New York living in a tiny apartment. He's able to peer into the window of his neighbor, Barbra Streisand, in the same building, sees her being paid for sex and immediately reports her to the landlord. She's immediately kicked out of her apartment and come to Segal's apartment to yell at him. She assumes he's gay for some reason. 

Barbra Streisand annoys Segal and others into the night. I guess there are people who like that sort of thing. Like What's Up, Doc, but with loud talking instead of slapstick.

With Robert Klein and with Allen Garfield who died of COVID in 2020, poor guy.

Written by Buck Henry,

Free on Tubi.