Shia LaBeouf arrested again

I know it's wrong, but I hate Shia LaBeouf.

I don't mind that he disrupted a performance of Cabaret, but he attacked a homeless man and tried to steal his property. I hope the guy press charges and sues him.

The Disney kids all end up this way. I don't know if it's worse for the boys or the girls.

Pope excommunicates mafia

I always wondered what was wrong with the Catholic Church, allowing all that mafia scum in their church. The Pope just said the mafia is ex-communicated. The subhumans had murdered two three-year-olds in two months. Both were shot through the head.

Apparently the Vatican bank had been laundering mafia money and the Pope's been cleaning that up, too.

Kramer vs Kramer

Man, I hate that movie. Dustin Hoffman at his worst. It's on TV in the next room. Why does he call his child "you little shit"? This is a thing to say? No wonder the movie hasn't been seen in years.

There was a commercial on TV for frozen waffles or something that recreated the scene where Dustin Hoffman makes french toast. They even played vaguely similar music. Like the Liquid Plumber commercial where two plumbers who vaguely resemble Siskel and Ebert discuss Liquid Plumber brand drain cleaner.

Justin Henry was nominated for an Oscar, lost, and he didn't do much since then acting-wise. He's 43 and more successful than me, so I'm not putting him down for only being NOMINATED for an Oscar.

All of a sudden Obama doesn't want to start bombing

Well, that's very strange.

ISIS, a terrorist organization that was criticized by Al Qaeda for being too violent, is about to take over Iraq, an ally of the United States. And, for the very first time since taking office, Obama's not sure if he wants to start bombing. The guy was in office one or two days when he committed his first murder by drone.

The U.S. was allied with Al Qaeda, groups associated with Al Qaeda and groups indistinguishable from Al Quaeda in Syria and Libya. And now in Iraq. I don't know if they're clever or stupid, but unless U.S. policy is to simply cause death and chaos in as many places as possible, it's not working.

Iraq hasn't been taking orders from the U.S. They haven't joined in the war against Syria and they've allowed Iran to fly over Iraq to reach Syria. Could this be the reason Obama wants to see Iraq destroyed? He wants to destroy any county he can't control?

Evel Knievel

When I was seven or eight, we knew this kid whose teenage brother drove around in an old late '50s Dodge or Plymouth. It had tail fins. I liked it.

We thought his brother was cool because he ran a red light and spun out in an intersection. It wasn't until many years later that I realized he was just a terrible driver.

It was while I was contemplating this that it dawned on me that Evel Knievel was a terrible daredevil and that breaking 433 bones wasn't really an achievement.

Why was he so popular? There were Evel Knievel action figures.

Seth Rogen, Justin Bieber, Newt Gingrich

Seth Rogen----he's like Newt Gingrich.

Newt shut down the government, then looked like a jerk when he said he was doing it because Bill Clinton made him sit in the back of Air Force One when Clinton have him a free ride to Yitzak Rabin's funeral. It made Newt look like he was bringing down a nation because the president didn't grovel at his feet.

And now you have Seth Rogen. I assumed he was concerned about public safety when he started attacking Justin Bieber, or that he was concerned about the restaurant employees after the boy went to the bathroom in a mop bucket.

But, no. He's just mad because Justin, when he was thirteen or fourteen, failed to adequately gush over Rogen when he met him backstage on a German TV show.

How excited are you SUPPOSED to be to meet Seth Rogen?