Khloe Kardashian's "father" isn't hers!

I know I shouldn't write about the Kardashians. It's not really news, but they're reporting this in the mainstream press. I read it on the Chicago Sun Times website.

The ex-wife and the widow of Armenian cuckold Robert Kardashian have told reporters that he told them that Khloe Kardashian was not his daughter.

Khloe doesn't look much like her alleged siblings and towers over them, a veritable giantess next to them and their petite late father. So it doesn't seem unlikely, especially after her pimp of a mother published an autobiography in which she bragged about sleeping around on her hapless sap of a husband.

Khloe should get a DNA test. And it would be better for their reality show--it would be more dramatic--if she wasn't the spawn of Robert Kardashian.

There's something I mentioned on a previous post. In a past episode of their cable show, Khloe prodded Kim into having her buttocks x-rayed in order to prove that she didn't have implants, thus exposing her to radiation for no medical purpose. The other sister whose name I don't remember had her breasts x-rayed on that occasion to see what her breast implants looked like in an x-ray.

It only seems fair that Khloe should get a DNA test.

What if they sue?

There's talk about them suing the widow and the ex-wife who made the claims. If they do, the attorneys for the two women can use the fact that Khloe is a convicted criminal to discredit any testimony she gives. She was convicted of drunk driving and was later jailed for probation violations.

In any case, all the two women claimed was that Robert Kardashian told them that Khloe wasn't his daughter. It was perfectly reasonable for him to think that given the conduct of his wife. If it goes to court, the two women could demand that Khloe take a DNA test that would either prove them right, or it would show that Robert Kardashian was mistaken, which still wouldn't be their fault.