Girl goes to prom with cardboard cut-out

A girl in Parachute, Colorado, attended her high school prom with a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber. A little weird. Especially when she could just as easily have gone with a cardboard cut-out of Jesus Christ or Martin Luther King, Jr, or the president of the United States.

Weren't there any boys at her school who sort of looked like Justin Bieber? Weren't there any boys who she could mold into her own weird vision of Justin Bieber? Some kid with low self-esteem?

But I guess the function of celebrity crushes is to let teenagers safely explore feelings of romantic love without any risk. It would really defeat the psychological purpose if she did that.