Does Tom Cruise want to send Suri to Scientology boot camp?

 Rumor has it that the real reason for Tom Cruise's dismissal by Paramount was an incident during negotiations. A Paramount executive, walking to his car, was mobbed by a group of Scientologists yelling at him "Give Tom what he wants! Give Tom what he wants! Why don't you give Tom what he wants!"

If you've ever watched a YouTube video of Scientologists confronting their critics, you'll know that this is completely plausible.

Cruise has been married three times, two times to Catholics. He demanded that each one convert to his "religion". Why didn't he convert to theirs? At least it's free. You don't have to pay to join the Catholic Church.

Katie Holmes was shocked at how dumb Cruise's other children are. They go to Scientology school and have no knowledge of history, literature, foriegn language, other (real) religions, current events or the world in general. Cruise himself is a well-known dullard and doesn't notice. But Katie didn't want her own child growing up that way. 

Suri has no friends. They own houses all over and they don't stay in one place. Holmes just wants her to live a normal life and is afraid that Cruise wants to send her to a "Scientology boot camp".

She filed for divorce in New York where she's more likely to get sole custody. They own a home there, so there's no problem with legal residency.

One advantage of Catholicism is that Catholic priests are tight-lipped. You can tell those guys anything. If it's a matter of confession, wild horses couldn't drag it out of them. Scientology on the other hand gathers blackmail material on all its members. It's part of the "religion". You go through their "counseling" sessions, answer intensely personal questions and all the answers recorded and kept on file. Others who left the "church" had this information used against them. Holmes can bet that they'll use this material against her in a divorce and you can bet that Cruise will have no objection.

And now TMZ is reporting that there's an SUV with several men, some with heaters bulging in their jackets, parked outside Holmes' apartment building, questioning building residents and following Holmes around. New York City police have told the Daily News that Katie is worried that Scientologists will try to kidnap her daughter.

Cruise is already the "celebrity people would least want as a best friend." He'll now be the "celebrity women (or men for that matter) would least want as a husband."