The NRA, school shootings, Wayne LaPierre and Sergio Leone

To start with a movie quote, from A Fistful of Dollars:

"There's an old saying in Mexico. When a man with a man with a .45 meets a man with a Winchester, the man with the pistol is a dead man."

So here's my proverb:

"When a teacher with a pistol meets a lunatic with an assault rifle, the teacher with the pistol is a dead teacher."

The idiots suggesting that teachers start carrying guns don't consider the fact that, in these mass murders, assault rifles are the weapon of choice. The teachers would be badly outgunned.

They should STILL ban assault rifles so the teachers would have a fighting chance.

Now Wayne LaPierre, in charge of the NRA, thinks lightly armed minimum wage security guards are going to fight it out with assault rifle-wielding maniacs.