Saturday, March 7, 2020

Spielberg's daughter going into porn



Steven Spielberg's daughter is going into pornography. She has a fiance she was recently arrested for assaulting so out of some confused sense of sexual morality she'll only do "solo" videos for the time being. She's also trying to get some sort of license to become a stripper.

Well, good for her, I guess. At least she's not acting under financial duress.

It seems like she could become a regular actress if she wanted. If you were a low budget director, you would cast Spielberg's daughter in a second. It would guaranteed that Steven Spielberg would watch your movie. It could be your big break.

Several years ago, Dick Smothers, Jr, went into pornography. His father supported him but wanted him to use a different name (although it is a pretty good porn name). He said that his son had been struggling to succeed in show business for years and that this was his last chance. He wasn't getting any younger and if he was going to become a porn star, he had to be quick about it.

Is it really that easy to become a porn star? You can just publicly announce that you're a porn star now and assume you'll be hired to star in pornographic movies based on your famous name? How do real porno stars feel about this, people who've had claw their way out of the gutter and up the ladder of success?

You know the last shot of The 400 Blows when Jean-Pierre Leaud looks directly into the camera? They could do this with Miss Spielberg's porno films. The final shot could be of her looking straight into the camera and saying, "I HATE YOU, DADDY!"

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