Remember the trailer for Jaws? Richard Dreyfuss says, "That's a twenty footer."
Robert Shaw says "Twenty-five."
Well, now they're reporting that they've caught a massive, record-breaking gigantic great white shark, the largest ever caught tagged and released in the Atlantic ocean. I thought maybe it was thirty or forty feet. No. It was fourteen feet. Fourteen lousy feet.
I knew the shark in Jaws was unusually large. I didn't know it was absurdly large.
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