Monday, April 29, 2024
Mama Mia, high school edition
Friday, April 26, 2024
Skinny and Fatty aka Chibideka monogatari (Japan, 1958)
They used to show this on the CBS Children's Film Festival on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. I never watched it because I didn't like the title. I was a fat kid and the promo for it showed the Japanese kids being really mean. I found it free on YouTube. It was easier to take than I thought it would be. A rich overweight kid in a new school is befriended by a poor skinny kid who helps him become self-confident. Originally 51 minutes, apparently edited down to 46 minutes. The kids climb bamboo poles instead of ropes in school. From the comments on YouTube and IMDb, a lot of people just loved it.
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Spielberg's The Fabelmans (2022)
I was at the library looking for the DVD of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and came across Steven Spielberg's The Fabelmans. I haven't seen a Spielberg movie in a while. I watch one now and then, always expecting to like it and always being disappointed. I've gotten used to this and didn't expect to like this movie and didn't, really, for reasons I can't put my finger on. So go ahead and watch it. You'll probably like it.
In the 1980s, the camera in every Hollywood movie was constantly moving for no reason, either zipping around or slowly drifting. Every shot was a tracking shot and if you read anything about amateur film back then, all they did was tell you how to make your own dolly. So it surprised me to see 1960's teen Spielberg using makeshift dollies as he filmed his little movies.
The way audiences responded to his early amateur efforts may have seemed implausible, but things were different back then. I saw a film in a high school talent show in the 1970's, a comedy. It was just a collection of gags stolen freely from Monty Python and Rainier Beer commercials---today, kids would shoot it on video, post it on YouTube and think nothing of it, but back then it was a major undertaking, and knowing that guy's family, it wouldn't surprise me if it was filmed in 16mm. His parents were the type who would have paid extra to give their son a professional filmmaking experience. The audience loved it, delighted in every joke they had already seen over and over on TV.
You know that story Spielberg has been telling for years, about how he found a way to sneak into a movie studio, found an empty office, moved in and pretended to be a movie producer and when they finally caught him, they were so impressed that they gave him a job? The story was debunked years ago, but Spielberg has continued to tell it. He wisely left it out of this movie.
Tuesday, April 16, 2024
The Spell (Made for TV, 1977)
Covered same ground as Brian De Palma's Carrie (1976) and then some. A sullen, slightly overweight high school girl (Susan Myers) is mocked by her classmates, her sister and her father, so she starts using psychic powers for revenge. Turns out the girls' gym teacher had a role in this.
Sunday, April 14, 2024
My Amityville Horror
Documentary from the point of view of Daniel Lutz, one of the children in the Lutz family that fled their supposedly haunted house. Over the years, skeptics accused the family of lying, that they had moved into a house that cost too much for them and made up the story to give them a way out or that they misinterpreted ordinary events.
It's a fact that the family fled the house one night, left everything behind and never returned.
I did finally read a plausible explanation for it. That the family moved into a house where a mass murder had taken place. There were young children in the family and children are often afraid of ghosts, afraid to be alone in the basement or certain rooms. Normally, the adults will reassure them that there's nothing to be afraid of, but in this case the parents were already creeped out living in a house where everyone had been murdered a few years earlier and the children were creeping them out even more so the adults and the children were feeding each other's irrational fears. They hear creaking and sounds old houses make and finally made a run for it.
In this documentary, Daniel Lutz tells about the dog barking crazily while tied up in the yard with nothing in view. He tells about things that don't seem scary or terribly unusual. These are things he's remembering from nearly half a century ago. Some of it's just absurd. He remembers his horrible stepfather having the power to levitate objects and move them with his mind.
He was forced to address his step-father as "Sir" or "Mr Lutz". The man was an abusive ape with no parenting skills and with a collection of books on the paranormal.
Nothing Daniel Lutz talks about was really scary. The house was drafty and there were "cold spots". He may have been filling gaps in his memory with scenes from the movies which I assume weren't entirely faithful to the book.
I knew someone who lived in a haunted house. A bloodstain kept reappearing on the wall, they could hear people talking if they lay down on the floor, the cats would sit and turn their heads in unison as if they were watching someone walk past, and they kept seeing an apparition of a guy with a beard. Whenever her husband would yell at her or her step-daughter, something would happen to him---he would trip and fall for no reason. Once, when she was napping, she was awakened by a loud scream that seemed to be in the room with her. She thought it must be from outside so she went out to look and found a neighbor was running toward the house because she had heard it, too.
Oh, and she investigated and learned there had been a murder-suicide about a hundred years earlier in the spot where the house was built.
I think she was telling the truth about it, but I think there were rational explanations for what happened. And anyway, I heard it all second hand from someone who doesn't go for strict accuracy when telling things like this. I myself referred to it as The House on Hell Road when it was actually on Hill Road.
So I don't know why I want to debunk the Lutzes' story.
There was one odd moment. They talk to one of the paranormal investigators who claims to have a fragment of the cross on which Christ was crucified. She didn't have it when she visited the house decades earlier, but she carried a picture of Padre Pio. She didn't tell anyone she had it, and yet the fascist priest (now saint) Padre Pio appeared to her when she went into the Amityville Horror house.
"Were you baptized?" she asked Daniel.
"Yes."
"So you had that protection."
Saturday, April 13, 2024
The Teacher (2016) Slovakia
A Slovakian movie with a Czech director. I thought it would be more anti-Communist than it was. A teacher, a Communist Party member, uses her position to force students and their parents to do favors for her. She makes kids clean her apartment, tries to get an accountant working at the airport to get an airline pilot to deliver a cake to her sister in the Soviet Union, tries to get another father to fix her washing machine. There was no legitimate way to get rich in a Communist country which put a limit on corruption. We just had a local school district employee sentenced for embezzling tens of thousands of dollars.
Most of it is told in flashback when the school has a meeting with parents to discuss the situation and do something about it. She starts her first class by learning students' named and what their parents do for a living.
A kid brings a gun to school, another kid is physically abused by his father, the kids become defiant when they're treated unfairly. They were just like us!
Free on Tubi.
Tuesday, April 9, 2024
Klaus Detlef Sierck (1925 - 1944)
For some reason I was looking on Internet Movie Database at a long long list of child actors from the early 20th century. I found myself looking at the year each one died and calculating how old they were when they passed away, something I've heard old people tend to do. I found it depressing because a lot of them didn't live very long. Then I started noticing a flurry of deaths in the early 1940s. There was a French child actor I knew about who had been in the French resistance. The Germans arrested him and took him to Germany where they tortured and murdered him.
There was an Australian child actor who died in Holland of undisclosed causes in 1944. It was a little strange that they wouldn't just say so if he died fighting the Third Reich so it made me wonder what happened to him. Maybe I misread it. Was he Australian or Austrian?
And there was Douglas Sirk's son, Klaus Sierck, a child actor in Germany killed in action at 18 or 19 in the Soviet Union in 1944. You can visit his grave in Ukraine if you want.
I didn't even know Sirk was German. His Hitler-loving son distanced himself from him because Sirk's second wife was Jewish. The young fellow's mother was a Nazi Party member.
As I was looking this up, that AI thing started up, was giving information about it.
It said:
Klaus Detlef Sierck, the son of screenwriter and film director Detlef Sierck (Douglas Sirk) and actress Lydia Brincken, was a young actor who appeared in approximately 13 films during his brief career. Born on March 30, 1925, in Berlin-Mitte, Germany, he tragically lost his life while serving in the German infantry on the Eastern Front during World War II. He died just before his 19th birthday.
Klaus Detlef Sierck’s burial site is located at the Soldatenfriedhof Iwaniwka in Lutsk, Volynska, Ukraine1. This solemn resting place serves as a memorial for those who sacrificed their lives during the war.
May his memory endure, like the echoes of a distant film reel, capturing moments frozen in time.
He "tragically" lost his life, eh? Odd that AI is neutral on Nazism. But Wikipedia wasn't much better, praising a Nazi propaganda film:
One of Sierck's greatest roles was Kadett Hohenhausen in Karl Ritter's Kadetten in 1939. The anti-Russian propaganda film about Prussian cadets captured and abused by inhuman Cossacks during the Seven Years' War.
Monday, April 8, 2024
The Prairie Pirate (1925) Harry Carey
My grandmother once had a crush on Harry Carey. I don't know when that was. Maybe it was Harry Carey, Jr.
Harry Carey was 47 when he starred in The Prairie Pirate. His character was on his way home to the ranch when bandits showed up there and attacked his sister. She barricaded herself in the house, shot a couple of them which was nice for a change, then hid in the cellar where she killed herself to avoid being assaulted by the monsters. This was implied and not shown explicitly.
Harry Carey finds her body and becomes a bandit himself as part of a plan to hunt down the men who attacked his sister.
There's a subplot---a wealthy Spanish rancher, Don Estaban, has gambled away pretty much everything. His daughter pleads with him to stop doing it, but he goes off to the casino again so he can win back all the stuff he's lost. This time he puts the ranch itself up for security.
Harry Carey calls his new outlaw persona "The Yellow Seal".
It wasn't nearly as violent as it could have been considering what those guys did or tried to do to his sister. Men becoming outlaws for a good cause were fairly common in the 1930s B westerns I've seen, but I assumed it was a Depression era thing. And I thought that having every western start with criminals attacking isolated farmhouses was a 21st century flourish.
It seems like crashing a wedding with a gun to save the bride from a forced marriage would still be traumatic for her. It wasn't like The Graduate.
They had a pretty good print of the film free on Tubi. It wasn't bad. I'm not sure if being silent helped.
Saturday, April 6, 2024
I don't know what this tells you
Someone called Daniel Tosh claimed on his podcast that he went into a grocery store. He asked an employee why they were closed the other day. He alleged that the guy told him they shut down so an episode--the season finale--of The Kardashians could be filmed there.
“This random grocery store person is telling me that they rented out the entire store, shut it down and then, they acted like they were grocery shopping...This was the scene that apparently happened: Kylie reveals that she’s pregnant again with Timothée’s kid. What a bombshell.”
The Kardashians deny it, but is any part of it true? Is Timothee Chalamet mixed up with the ghastly Kardashian "family"?
It's amazing to me that people take Chalamet so seriously. I saw him in Call Me By Your Name and he and Armie Hammer had absolutely no chemistry, then he was in a cannibal movie based on a young adult novel. I disliked him since he attacked Woody Allen, announced that he donated the few thousand dollars he was paid for Rainy Day in New York and would never appear in another one of his movies, so I say to hell with that guy.
"Zach is now a felon"
According to Cracked.com, Patricia Richardson, the wife/mother on TV's Home Improvement, has expressed bewilderment at Tim Allen's attempts to reboot their old series. Allen announced that everyone's on board with his idea even though he hadn't talked to Richardson about it. He claimed "the boys" wanted to do it even though the youngest son on the show, Taran Noah Smith, is no longer an actor, Jonathan Taylor Thomas isn't interested in acting--he wants to write and direct-- and, as she put it, Zachary Ty Bryan "is now a felon".
Normally, if you knew someone as an innocent child who was now struggling in his forties, you would describe their trouble with the law in more sympathetic terms, not just call him a "felon". Although he's been convicted of domestic battery and was involved in some crypto scam, so his criminality is wide-ranging and not entirely caused by emotional issues.
This is local news for me. Zachary Ty Bryan had been living here in Eugene, Oregon. It's been a couple years since I've written about it. He was arrested a couple times. I assumed he came to Oregon to flee the pandemic that was especially bad in Southern California at one point, but I don't know. He's still recognizable. I felt he wasn't taking full advantage of his position in the world. He could have been doing TV and radio commercials, local theater, zero budget movies---there's acting work everywhere. He could be to Eugene what Rutger Hauer was to Holland, the one big star in a place not known for its entertainment industry. His latest arrest for drunk driving and hit and run was in La Quinta, CA, poor devil.