Wednesday, October 31, 2018

A brief Halloween tale


This must have happened twenty years ago. In town here, a couple got into an argument. The husband went to take a shower and while he was in there, his wife came in and attacked him with a butcher knife. He fought her off picking up the scale to use as weapon.

And that couple's name was------HITCHCOCK!

It's true. Some poor guy was almost murdered, of course, and reporters had the good taste not to make light of it.

It's like when Macaulay Culkin got divorced. I was a little disappointed that there were no jokes about him being HOME ALONE.

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