Stop collecting

You ever think about how much better the lives of Star Wars fans would be if Star Wars had never existed? There was a documentary about them that showed one woman whose marriage ended because of her obsession. They can't still be enjoying it.

I had an aunt who collected owl-related items. She finally had to announce that she quit so people would stop giving her owl stuff. My sister inexplicably declared that she was going to collect antique rabbits. It was completely arbitrary. If rabbits had some special meaning to her I have no idea what it was. There was something repulsive about grown women pretending to be thrilled at anything with an owl or a rabbit on it. But there are worse things.

I went to a garage sale. An old alcoholic was selling his less desirable Jim Beam bottles.