There were some tabloid reports that inmates took Bill Cosby's cane causing him to fall and someone threw a hot dog bun at him. Turns out it was false. America's Dad is being treated quite well. They have a couple of inmates helping him find his way around. He calls his wife every day. So far so good.
Anthony Wiener, meanwhile, had three months taken off his sentence and will be released May 14th. He's got seven months left to cure himself and learn a trade before he's tossed out on the street. He'll still be unemployable. His only hope would be to write a memoir about sexting followed by how-to books on the subject and, eventually, a political thriller about a handsome young Congressman who uses his sexting skills to foil a plot against him and against America itself.
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