Will Smith vs. Chris Rock

Showed a terrible lack on impulse control, attacking someone in front of millions and millions of witnesses. A mature, responsible man would have assaulted him in a stairwell and then run to the police claiming Rock attacked him.

Seems like the Oscars are the only time anything interesting happens on live TV anymore.

Elderly California millionaire Will Smith smacked elderly New York millionaire Chris Rock. Rock said something rude about Will Smith's wife whose name I haven't bothered learning. A year or two ago, Rock joked on the Oscars about her threatening to boycott the ceremony and Smith may have still had his panties in a wad about that. 

I'm pretty much neutral on it. If Rock had pressed charges I might have bothered taking sides.