Monday, April 8, 2019

Felicity Huffman to plead guilty

Poor devils.
So, word is that Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy's wife, is set to plead guilty to paying $15,000 to "admissions consultant" William Singer to boost her daughter's SAT score. Macy wasn't charged, but they say he "agreed to the plan".

Should this even be illegal? The SAT's are given by a private company. They were using the test scores to get into some private university. Why should it be a crime to trick evil money grubbing corporations into taking your money?

Prosecutors want Huffman to be locked up for four to ten months. Defense attorneys argue for no prison time.

Huffman insists that her ne'er-do-well daughter knew nothing about it.

As always, I'm hoping some of these people will panic and make a run for it. Remember the end of Fargo, or toward the end, when the cops go to the motel room?

"Just a sec," William H Macy calls as he tries to climb out the window.

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