Is "Prince" Harry married?

Is "Prince" Harry married? Because they're reporting that he's "expecting his first child". This is old news but I just noticed it now.

There are serious doubts about his paternity. Harry looks exactly like the commoner his Mum was sleeping with nine months before he was born. He wanted to get a DNA test, but the Queen ordered him not to.

There are doubts about the Queen's paternity as well. She and her sisters were the products of artificial insemination. They look nothing alike and may well have had different fathers. U.K. taxpayers are paying a fortune to what is likely an inbred family of  commoners.

It's been reported that Charles, William and Harry have tried to improve the royal gene pool by marrying better-looking women. The Royal Family was getting weird-looking and they apparently set out to do something about it.

If they really want to reinvigorate the Royal Family, they need to start marrying women from families where everyone dies young. They need a higher turnover. The "Queen Mum" lived to be over 100 and it's likely that Elizabeth will go another ten years. Charles may be in his 80's before he becomes king. Luckily, Charles had his sons a bit late in life, so William will be relatively young and dynamic when he takes over, but that just means that the British people will be saddled with him for decades.

[Yeah, I kind of remember now. I said all this same stuff when he got married.]