Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Lori Loughlin faces two years in prison---for being cheerful and polite



Remember long ago? Michael Jackson was smiling and waving at his fans outside the courthouse where he was on trial for child molestation. He climbed on top of a van to wave to the crowd while his lawyers yelled at him to get down. That sort of thing upsets judges. You're supposed to act guilty and ashamed even if you claim to be innocent.

The lawyers had to tell the judge that Jackson was trying to calm the crowd down so they wouldn't turn violent.

So apparently Lori Loughlin has been smiling and signing autographs outside the courthouse, and they think this is part of the reason she's facing a minimum two years in prison (if she agrees to the plea deal) while Felicity Huffman will saunter away after a few months in the slam.

Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli have been charged in a second indictment with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, and conspiracy to commit money laundering, a charge that carries a maximum sentence of 20 years.

Reportedly, she said hello to prosecutors in court and this offended them somehow.

And their daughter, YouTube sensation Olivia Jade, isn't speaking to them because they embarrassed her in front of her YouTube "fans". She said she didn't want to go to college in the first place---they bullied her into it---and now they wreck her YouTube career.

Olivia Jade had been cashing in on her new status as college girl. She did a video showing all the crap she bought for her dorm room on Amazon Prime. What was she doing in a dorm? My guess is she just used the room for videos.

Like I said before, this wasn't a public university. Why should it be a crime to trick a private company into taking your money? Why should taxpayers have to foot the bill for protecting wealthy parasites from other wealthy parasites? The "College Board" is a private company raking in over a billion dollars a year forcing high school kids to take their tests. They discriminate against Black kids among others. Then they sell the kids' personal information for 45 cents a head. Why is it the government's responsibility to protect them?

I didn't completely understand the old Quiz Show scandal.

Which reminds me, Olivia Jade had her own quiz show thing. She lost miserably to fellow "influencer" Marissa Rachel and "singer" Rydel Lynch on an idiotic game show called Tap That Awesome App which aired on a Verizon app.

After she lost and Marissa was declared the winner by pretty good margin, producers stepped in and demanded that they reshoot it. Marissa and and Rydel were ordered not to buzz in and Olivia Jade, a well-known dullard, was allowed to win. The prize was $5,000 to be donated to "charity".

She can't say she didn't know.

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